Randy Jackson ([info]randyjackson221) wrote,
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  • Music: Rocket From a Bottle - XTC

Reality? HA!

So, I'm watching Sunday night football, and it's a tad boring, so I check my other fave channels--Cartoon Network and Comedy Central--and there's nothin' there. So I'm channel surfing and hit two old faves-VH1 and E!, both of which are airing "reality TV"--a format I abhor, but sometimes you just get sucked into a particular program. So, I caught a few minutes each of The Girls Next Door and My Fair Brady.

So, my immediate impression of these two shows:

  • The Girls Next Door is about Hugh Hefner's quote-girlfriends-unquote. I have to say this; I suspected, but never knew, that Playboy Playmates have to be some of the most boring, banal and plastic people ever. I mean really, what's the point of this show? Why have a show set in the Playboy mansion when you can't even show boobies?

    Oh, and when Barbi Benton showed up halfway through the show, one of the "girlfriends" had a very quiet and extraordinarily boring hissy fit. Really, there was more tension on Bingo Night at the Alzheimer's home. It was just dull.

  • I watched My Fair Brady only because Jane Wiedlin was on the show, and I've wanted to do her since the Go-Go's first came to prominence. I don't care how old she is, she's still fucking hot. Jane, call me!

    Anyway, Christopher Knight has this new live-in girlfiend (and yes, the misspelling is intentional) and, well, she's hot, she's wild, and she's fucking psycho. Ah well, two out of three ain't bad. I would strongly advise Christopher to dump this chick, because she's way too high maintenance.


Of course, I have no right to talk about other people's relationship, but if you're going to put it on TV, you deserve whatever unfair criticism you happen to receive.


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[info]loved_by_kermit

September 14 2005, 09:37:56 UTC 6 years ago

Yup. His primary "girlfriend" gets jealous about Barbi. Kinda blows the faux-poly thing he's trying to promote.

My favorite part of that episode was another of his "girlfriends" who wanted to buy a dog that looked like her cat because her cat wouldn't act like a dog. Hummmm.

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